My gTLD Wishes to You on .Christmas
A Christmas poem featuring some delegated new gTLD strings.
It’s .Christmas .Day, and I .Trust you are full of cheer.
Unless you spent too much time at the .Bar drinking .Vodka and .Beer.
If you’re .Hosting people from around the .World, join the .Club.
Get the .Coffee going, I am sure your home is full of love.
From .Quebec to .London, and .Melbourne to .NYC,
It’s time to .Party with family and friends, I think you will agree.
Did Santa visit your .House like a .Ninja and bring you a .Gift?
Perhaps some .Tools, or .Toys, or something else that won’t cause a rift.
If you looked at your .Gifts and said “.WTF, where’s my loot?”
Don’t worry, you can .Exchange them, with a .Discount to boot.
Post Christmas shopping is .Cheap, and may be better than .BlackFriday
They’re not real .Deals though, it’s all .Marketing… don’t you say!
Whether you are .Rich or poor, .Republican or .Democrat
You can start your .Diet tomorrow, everything is non-fat.
.Today, I wish that your Christmas is sweet like honey.
That is more important than .Cash or .Money.
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