Name That Caption: Dedicated Domainer

Dedicated Domainer

Yesterday I created a contest based on the picture above, with the creator of the best caption receiving a $10 Starbucks gift card. Instead of selecting the winner on my own, I chose the top 5 for you guys to vote on today. Winner will be the caption with the most votes in the comment section. If I don’t blog next week, send out a search party (and start with Lonnie first).
Top 5 captions:
1) “Dell Laptop: $1800
Wifi Card: $149
Unlimited data plan: $49/month
Finding an outlet when your battery dies in the middle of an auction: Priceless”
2) “Can you paint a little faster? This laptop’s getting heavy.”
3) “Dear, I said leave the laptop at the hotel.”
“Look. This ride has an outlet. I can check my auction now.”
4) “Who says I have a problem–I can stop domaining anytime I want to!”
5) “There comes a time in every man’s life when he must stand up and tell his mother that he is an adult. This usually happens at around the age of 40 and in Lonnie’s case, by email.”

Elliot Silver
Elliot Silver
About The Author: Elliot Silver is an Internet entrepreneur and publisher of DomainInvesting.com. Elliot is also the founder and President of Top Notch Domains, LLC, a company that has closed eight figures in deals. Please read the DomainInvesting.com Terms of Use page for additional information about the publisher, website comment policy, disclosures, and conflicts of interest. Reach out to Elliot: Twitter | Facebook | LinkedIn
  1. I can not believe there is no crack about the arrow pointing to “the service dock”.
    I had no idea they were calling the male genitalia that these days.
    But, hey, if it fits…

  2. Gerry Says:
    June 21st, 2008 at 10:56 am
    I can not believe there is no crack about the arrow pointing to “the service dock”.
    I had no idea they were calling the male genitalia that these days.
    But, hey, if it fits…
    Gerry,
    I did make a crack at it but was not selected 🙁

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